Lord Voldemort may have been a huge asshole who killed several people but at least he wasn’t sexist
welcome to the real world kid
IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN YOU
I just died
oh my fucking god
"I just want to make sure I’m contributing good films to movie history rather than being famous just to be famous."
I have never laughed so hard at a cat video in my life
the great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb ass paper
The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth
i cant believe caffeine was the only drug i was on when i wrote this
Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life
Every year in June, a brave group of daredevils in the city of Alesund, Norway stack up hundreds of wood pallets to a height of over 130 feet, which they then light on fire in celebration of Midsummer and John the Baptist’s birthday.
Norway: where they build monuments and burn them because metal.
only in my homeland.
I thought it was going to be some inspirational art installation about teamwork and stuff BUT THEN IT WAS A PILLAR OF FIRE AND IT JUST GOT EPIC
THE BEACONS ARE LIT
THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
text posts that are funnier if you read them in cecil baldwin’s voice part 1