I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball.
MY FAVORITE POST
PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”
Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.
usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll
an eyebrow roll
What does kindness get you? This.
the only acceptable mode of transportation.
Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.
today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH
this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit
I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO REBLOG THIS. THE TIME HAS COME!
So i did this thing on tumblr with my mom and these are the results
pirates of hawaii
your mom made an attempt